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questions that will make you think.?
Butterflies taste with their feet. A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world's nuclear weapons combined. On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year. On average people fear spiders more than they do death. Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump. Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older. It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs. Women blink nearly twice as much as men. The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building. A snail can sleep for three years. No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH". Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. All polar bears are left handed. In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. "Go." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language. If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match. Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
Did you Know........?!?
Hmm... Divorce barbie,complete with kids,dog,horse,cats,house,All of barbie's 2 million cars,a divorce contract,and ken's fancy $200 silverware from his gramma!ages 3+ College student barbie,with failed homework,a 3-ring binder,a pink backpack,chewed up pencils,her notebooks with personal doodles and secerets,and a 'how to fail school guide' for you!Ages 4+ A teacher barbie,with whiny kids,a pile 'o books,a deluxe $300 smashed-up desk,and the extra 'mini-skirt and tube top teaching outfit'. Extra for you:how to raise proper kids booklet.Ages 3+ And last,but not least,the overweight barbie,with piles of candy bars,chip bags,empty plates and bowls,10 assorted fatty,sugary,caloric foods,XXXXL extra outfits,a broken chair,a tv,a tv remote,and a couple diet books and videos.ages 4+ Lol!I hate barbie!
new barbie doll ideas?(20 charries)?
Luna made swishing movements with her hands to calm the aching pain of her horrible arthritis. She wiggled her toes and put her arms straight in the arm for 10 seconds. Luna was 14 years old and suffering from arthritis already, The doctors said by the time she is 17 she will have to be put in a wheelchair and won't be able to every walk again. Luna's parents lost all hope they tried to not show doubt in their daughter's chance of walking but they failed. Luna's dad just tried to put on a smile and be the breadwinner. Her mom on the other hand decided that she would not try to hide instead blame it on herself, which made herself have mental breakdowns every month or 2. The only way her mother-stayed stable was by taking Luna's 4-year-old sister, Joy, to beauty pageants. Were her sister would put on double the make up a woman would wear at her wedding and airbrush her skin till she looked like a Barbie doll and make her walk down a runway and smile and wave and be the little princess every mother wants. It was annoying for her to go to beauty pageants with her orange and green striped cane and watch all these little girls be manipulated from expectance from their mothers. But Luna tried to do her best to stay positive. She chatted with her best friends and neighbours, Mr., and Mrs. Bell, they were a lovely pair of people, they were immigrants from Russia and always had tea and cookies in the morning while Luna chatted to them from her bed room roof. Mr, Bell told her about ways he soothed his aching joint pains. Everything from massaging them with mint moisturizers to putting them into cold, freezing water, But when Luna wasn't talking to them she was doing her favourtie thing to do. Sing she sang to the birds and sang to the trees. She love singing it was one of the delights of her life. She was an amazing singer. One day while her mother was collecting laundry she was talking about Luna's singing voice. “You know, you have a wonderful voice,” said her mother as she folded laundry and stored it in her closet. “ Too bad that you have a unatt-to stay in your room most of the time.” Luna knew she was going to say unattractive. Luna was used to her mother being disappointed in her about being, almost cripple, and unattractive. She told herself that her mother would realize someday that it was not important.
do you like more story (SHORT HAVEN"T FINISHED IT)?
(1) Some worms will eat themselves if they can't find any food (2) Butterflies taste with their feet. (3) A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. (4) In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world's nuclear weapons combined. (5) On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year. (6) On average people fear spiders more than they do death. (7) Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants. (8) Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married (9) Elephants are the only animals that can't jump. (10) Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older. (11) It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs. (12) Women blink nearly twice as much as men. (13) The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building. (14) A snail can sleep for three years (15) No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH". (16) Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches. (17) Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. (18) The electric chair was invented by a dentist. (19) All polar bears are left handed. (20) In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes (21) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (22) TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters in the same row of the keyboard. (Try it). (23) A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. (24) "Go." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language. (25) If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall. (26) The cigarette lighter was invented before the match. (27) Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day. (28) Scientists say the higher your I.Q. the more you dream. (29) The brain is much more active at night than during the day. (30) The human brain cell can hold 5 times as much information as the Encyclopedia Britannica (32) The brain operates on the same amount of power as 10-watt light bulb. (33) Nerve impulses to and from the brain travel as fast as 170 miles per hour. (34) 80% of the brain is water. (35) If the average man never shaved his beard it would grow to over 30 feet during his lifetime, longer than a killer whale. (36) The Golden Gate Bridge was first opened in 1937. (37)The Great Wall stretches for about 4,500 miles across North China. (38) Amish people do not believe in the use of aerosol air fresheners (39) Annually 17 tons of gold is used to make wedding rings in the United States (40) If you hold your breath, you will not die. You will faint and start breathing again. (41) A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue. (42) The average person laughs 10 times a day. (43) Sloths take two weeks to digest their food. (44) There are more than fifty different kinds of kangaroos. (45) Guinea pigs and rabbits can't sweat. (46) A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 69 years. (47) Owls are the only birds who can see the color blue. (48) Slugs have 4 noses. (49) The worlds oldest piece of chewing gum is 9000 years old. (50) It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. (51) Dolphins sleep with one eye open. (52) Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin. (53) Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different. (54) One quarter of the bones in your body, are in your feet. (55) You're born with 300 bones, but by the time you become an adult, you only have 206. (56) Earth is the only planet not named after a god. (57) More People use blue toothbrushes then red ones. (58) Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete. (59) Your statistical chance of being murdered is one in twenty thousand. (60) In Las Vegas, casinos do not have any clocks. (61) The total number of steps in the Eiffel Tower are 1665 (62) Fires on land generally move faster uphill than downhill . (63) If someone was to fly once around the surface of the moon, it would be equal to a round trip from New York to London. (64) In 1958, the Crayola crayon color "Prussian Blue" was changed to "Midnight Blue" by the request of teachers as kids could not relate to Prussian history. (65) In China, September 20 is "Love Your Teeth Day." (66) In Japan, the number four is considered to be unlucky because the Japanese word for four sounds very similar to the word death. (67) In New York City, approximately 1,600 people are bitten by other humans annually. (68) India has the most post offices in the world. (69) One billion seconds is about 32 years. (70) One gallon of used motor oil can ruin approximately one million gallons of fresh water. (71) Studies show that divorced women have more trouble starting new relationships than divorced(71) Studies show that divorced women have more trouble starting new relationships than divorced men. (72) The Mexican version of the Tooth Fairy is known as the Tooth Mouse, which takes the tooth and leaves treasures in its place. (73) The average America online user spends 70 minutes day online. (74) The average day is actually 23 hours, 56 minutes and 4.09 seconds. We ave a leap year every four years to make up for this shortfall. (75) The average four year-old child asks over four hundred questions a day. (76) The first Halloween card was created in the 1920's. (77) The largest diamond found in the United States was a 40.23 carat white diamond. (78) The longest engagement lasted 67 years, and the couple ended up marrying when they were 82 years old. (79) If you do not move in quick sand you will float. (80) The most popular name for a pet in the United States is Max.(81) The world's oldest rose is located Hildeshiem Cathedral in Germany and is thought to be over 1,000 years old. (82) There are over 1,000,000 swimming pools in Florida, eventhough the ocean is no farther than 80 miles away. (83) There is a large brass statue of Winnie-the-Pooh in Lima, Peru. (84) The average person falls asleep in 7 minutes. (85) The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan." (86) Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every 2 weeks otherwise it will digest itself. (87) Reindeer like to eat bananas. (88) The electric chair was invented by a dentist. (89) More people are killed annually by donkeys than airplane crashes. (90) In the United States, a pound of potato chips costs two hundred times more than a pound of potatoes. (91) A giraffe can go without water longer than a camel. (92) There is a type of coffin made that can be used as a wine rack or picnic table before its final use (93) 1 out of every 4 kids in the USA is overweight.(94) Your hair will continue growing after you die until all the cells in your body die (95) A fetus develops fingerprints at eighteen weeks. (96) A fetus that is four months old, will becomes startled and turn away if a light is flashed on the mother's stomach. (97) A human head remains conscious for about 15 to 20 seconds after it is been decapitated. (98) Studies show that couples that smoke during the time of conception have a higher chance of having a girl compared to couples that do not smoke. (99) The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by Egyptians in 2000 B.C (100) A pregnant woman's dental health can affect her unborn child. Please tell me what you think of my list and if you learned anything new. -Kenzie (:
100 awesome facts (star if you like)?
so im going to 7th grade this year(yippie -_-) my old school had 100 kids and the learning program was sooooo different to a normal middle school. Well i failed 3 classes in that school and there are only four. Im normally an A&B student and it was a monasory school and there was a lot of work. well i guess a normal middle school has a lot more work? anyways i cant go back because i failed 3 classes and my mother didn't like the school anyways but now im going to a completely different school i wont know anyone and its bigger a lot bigger. My plan was to have friends and have a boyfriend and just have a great school year and not fail so much ._. well there are perfect students out there with great lives and im not asking to be a robot or a barbie doll i just want to maintain thing in my life. Im just asking all the people who do what can i do to keep things under control like getting friends and even a boyfriend. whats a real middle school like?
Practically a new life what to do?!?!?
Hi there! I am from Romania and I have downloaded the Barbie as the Island Princess game and after I run it, the screen goes blank and it says: ".GeaRCVFS.cpp:1098>Failed to open VFSBIGFILE.PKF".Please answer me because i have seen the movie and i really like it...please help!
Barbie Island game install?
I went from blonde to brown to blonde again in a matter of a month. All professionally. Today i just got it bleached (heavy highlighting) and my hair is a wreck! when i put it in a pony tail its dry and stretchy. its kind of like barbie doll hair it's very dry and just does not feel good at all in my hands. I dont know what to do, should i just wait and maybe it will get better?
bleaching hair fail help?
Hi - well after 3 years of trying, and 3 early miscarriages (all in 2007), Ive finally got my BFP! Its really dark, even tho am only 5days late - weird. Symptoms are sick morning and evening, MIND NUMBINGLY exhausted, sore boobies, backache... The doc confirmed and Im kinda excited, BUT having had 3 failed pregnancies, Im terrified this is going to go the same way. With the others I didnt have anywhere near this number of symptoms, but at the back of my mind I keep thinking "dont get excited, itll be over soon". My hubby is the same, almost as if hes not interested because hes worried itll fail. :( Ruining it for both of us really! So my q is... how do we get over this feeling of "its gonna end badly" and start being more positive? anyone else experienced 3 MCs and know where Im coming from? Thanks all, Barbie + miracle peanut! xxYou guys are the best, am crying now coz youre so lovely lol - jeez, bloody hormones!! :) xx
BFP after 3 years, but so worried!?
If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done? How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? Why is the time when the traffic is slowest called rush-hour? What's the speed of dark? If physics can predict lottery numbers, why are they still working? If you run backwards will you gain weight? If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to buy her friends? What happens when you get scared half-to-death twice? Can a blind person feel blue? How can a house burn up when it burns down? Are you telling the truth when you lie in bed? If your vacuum cleaner really sucks, is it a bad thing? How do you know when a Smurf suffocates? Despite the cost of living, why does it remain so popular? If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how would you know? In Chinese why are the words for crisis and opportunity the same? Why does X stand for a kiss? Why does O stand for a hug? Why is the alphabet in that order? How does skating on thin ice get you into hot water? Why are they called stands when there made for sitting? Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected? When cheese gets its picture taken what does it say? Why are they called non-stick pans? Is there a law saying your not allowed to put sticks in them? Why are a wise-man and a wise-guy opposites? If work is so terrific how come they have to pay you to do it? Should crematoriums give discounts for those who died in fires? Is it possible to have a civil-war? If the #2 pencil the most popular, why is it still #2? Do tea makers have coffee breaks? Can fat people go skinny-dipping? Why do they announce power shortages on TV? Do you need a silencer when you shoot a mime? Why do you press harder on the remote-control when you know the battery is dead? How can batteries die? If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow its meant to be twice as cold, how cold will it be? Why are buildings called buildings when there finished? Shouldn't they be called builts? Why is abbreviated such a long word? Why is it that when you tell a man there are 400 billion stars he will believe you, but when you tell him there's wet paint he has to touch it? Who's cruel idea was it to put a 'S' in 'lisp'? Do you find it unnerving that what doctors do is called 'practice'? Would a fly without wings be called a walk? If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked? Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Questions...........i need answers.....POLL?
Little old Barbara is the author of "Nickel and Dimed", a screed that claims you just can't get ahead in America. So Stossel went out and found a kid who read her book, thought it was bunk, went to a random city with $25 in his pocket and within a short period of time had a furnished apartment, a truck, and money in the bank. After being confronted with this, little Barbie looked like a little girl lost, and accurately portrayed as someone who almost certainly set out to fail in order to sell the book to the masses who have learned the art of helplessness.
